Wunderlist

People who reply “thanks” or “K” to texts

Don’t make me unlock my phone for that bullshit

Brass Tacks 🥪

Is it too much to goddamn ask for a good Italian sub in this city?

Those giant leather books the check comes in

Paper napkin rings

Radio Room

The breakfast is better at a best western

GoPuff 🖕🏻🌬

An hour and a half late delivery never called woke me up in bed unapologetic delivery fucktard

Ciao Vito

Overpriced shitty non homemade Italian food

The Alien Series

The original was amazing. every subsequent movie has been the same story line rearranged and regurgitated.

Nike Factory Store

It's a tourist trap for what amounts to a normal Nike store

EAT oyster bar

Nobody can do an oyster bar or fish place right in pdx. Awful service, dirty tables, zero fish knowledge.

St. Patrick's Day

An entire nationality of people that can't hold their alcohol should not be allowed to breed, never mind have their own holiday.

City Pets Vet

They're all about that $ vs care

Far left liberals on Twitter

Endless emo bitching and bubble logic rather than productive tactical progress based on a macro geopolitical understanding of how the world actually works.

Helsers

twitter.com/christeso/status/820743119163359233

Killer Burger

Sloppy ass burger that runs down your arm and puts you in a coma for the remainder of your life.

Target

They're like IKEA without anything interesting. They promise to have everything but it was hard to find basic shit. Also, their website lists a ton of inventory, with very little of it available in brick and mortar stores.

Sarah Jessica Parker