Dead to Me

Published by Chris Teso

  • People who reply โ€œthanksโ€ or โ€œKโ€ to texts ๐Ÿ“Ÿ

    Donโ€™t make me unlock my phone for that bullshit

  • Brass Tacks ๐Ÿฅช

    Is it too much to goddamn ask for a good Italian sub in this city?

  • Those giant leather books the check comes in

  • Paper napkin rings ๐Ÿ“ƒ

  • Radio Room ๐ŸŽง

    The breakfast is better at a best western

  • GoPuff ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿป๐ŸŒฌ

    An hour and a half late delivery never called woke me up in bed unapologetic delivery fucktard

  • Ciao Vito ๐Ÿด

    Overpriced shitty non homemade Italian food

  • The Alien Series ๐Ÿ‘ฝ

    The original was amazing. every subsequent movie has been the same story line rearranged and regurgitated.

  • Nike Factory Store ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ

    It's a tourist trap for what amounts to a normal Nike store

  • EAT oyster bar ๐Ÿ‘Ž

    Nobody can do an oyster bar or fish place right in pdx. Awful service, dirty tables, zero fish knowledge.

  • St. Patrick's Day ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช ๐Ÿบ ๐Ÿ”ซ

    An entire nationality of people that can't hold their alcohol should not be allowed to breed, never mind have their own holiday.

  • City Pets Vet ๐Ÿถ

    They're all about that $ vs care

  • Far left liberals on Twitter ๐Ÿ‘ถ

    Endless emo bitching and bubble logic rather than productive tactical progress based on a macro geopolitical understanding of how the world actually works.

  • Killer Burger ๐Ÿ”

    Sloppy ass burger that runs down your arm and puts you in a coma for the remainder of your life.

  • Target ๐ŸŽฏ

    They're like IKEA without anything interesting. They promise to have everything but it was hard to find basic shit. Also, their website lists a ton of inventory, with very little of it available in brick and mortar stores.

  • Sarah Jessica Parker ๐Ÿ‘€

  • GAP ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿป

    Business related DTM. Strung me along for months and then backed out of the deal.

  • Garden Bar ๐Ÿ”ซ

    Takes WAY too long, is tough to choose custom salad and costs far too much

  • Frank Ocean's new album ๐Ÿ˜ด

  • People who reply to emails with "thanks" ๐Ÿ“ง

    Totally unnecessary

  • Cider. Yes, Cider. ๐Ÿน

  • Rock Bottom Restaurant โฌ‡๏ธ

  • House of Cards ๐Ÿƒ

  • Waze ๐Ÿ—บ

  • Cafe (not so) Yumm ๐Ÿฒ

  • Seres Chinese Food ๐Ÿœ

  • Dc Vegetarian ๐ŸŒฟ

  • Celery ๐ŸŒฑ

  • Solstice in Hood River ๐Ÿฐ

  • Marmo's Cannoli's ๐Ÿ˜

  • True Detective Season 2 ๐Ÿ“‰

  • Wine tastings ๐Ÿท

  • Namu โณ

  • Fried Egg I'm In Love โšก๏ธ

  • Car2go ๐Ÿš™

  • Block an Fucking Tackle ๐Ÿ”ช

  • Genie's ๐Ÿ˜ก

  • St Honore's Food ๐Ÿ’ฉ

  • Ikea ๐Ÿ”ซ

  • Daruma Sushi ๐ŸŽŽ